Monday, March 22, 2010

What's that noise?

I was just relaxing on my hammock when all of the sudden I hear some arguing coming from next door. I can hear a women's voice sort of high pitch and a stern male voice talking over her. There is a six foot wooden fence dividing our yards so curiosity got the best of me. As I put my ear to the fence I began to hear rhythmic slapping sounds. I was about to grab a chair so I could stand on it to see over-the-fence but did not want to get caught. I left it alone a went back to my hammock. What's that noise? I studied the fence some more and saw a hole in one of the planks. I crouched down and peered through the hole when I saw...............

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The sweet sounds of a deserving bottom getting its comeuppance. I love it.