Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The naughty elf

It's only a few days before Christmas and all of Santa's elves are working their hardest. Alberich the head elf notice that one of the elves was not working. He approached her and told her she needed to get back to work. Her job was to wrap Christmas presents but instead she began taunting Alberich and then she lifted her red dress and told him to kiss her ass!!! Now Alberich only answers to Santa Clause. Old Saint Nick placed him in charge of all the elves. Elves live by a very strict code of conduct. Any elf misbehaving is dealt with firmly. Adult male elves are sent outside to live in the wilderness for several days when they misbehave. Adult female elves are dealt with more delicately. They are given extra chores to do. Corporal punishment is rare. An adult male elf may be flogged on his bare back. Adolescent elves are spanked usually over a parent's knee. If Alberich spanks them it is often on the bare bottom. Alberich is the only elf that can discipline any elf whether young or old in any manner he feels fit. There is only one way to discipline this Young female. He'll have to turn her over his knee and tan her elf bottom.


Anonymous said...

So the naughty Elf told Alberich to “kiss her ass”, well she got what she asked for, the "kiss" of his hand across her bare butt. One can see her yanked across the lap of Alberich, the protesting, pleas, muffled sobs and finally her submission to his punishment. I think this naughty Elf minx will find herself bare butt and across the knee of Alberich many more times in the coming year?
I love the photo set!

OldFashionGirl said...

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

a happy Christmas to you from tim xx like your blog ,Veronica spanks a lot for your pics .

Anonymous said...

Sooooo lovely Christmas story. And here's the reality Veronica, naughty lil' elves like you (and me !) gotten designed by God and Nature and provided with a soft, chubby, sensitive-skinned place where parental guidance and discipline could be administered in a loving, strict and safe fashion. As is traditonal ....especially in the South !

In the early 1960s me and my lil' sister gotten the wooden spoon across that (very bare !) special place from our mother - especially in the kitcehn when we gotten bad and prevented her from loving, home-making. This was when we were very lil' in the early years. Oh my, the familiar, harsh smack of a wooden spoon on whiter-than-white, bare, sensitive botties was unmistakable Veronica. Ouchiees ;-(

Similarly when I gotten blessed with two daughters as a 1980s mom, there soon came a time when " God's special place for parental discipline" came into the equation for motherhood !!

Given my strict, religious upbringing, I was in charge of punishments Veronica (not my hubby) Yes, for home-maker activities my young daughters would be in the kitchen with me a lot. Usual traditional family life in their early years. I remember going into the store and specifically purchasing a "botty smacker" for mommy-approved domestic use on two lil' misbehaving daughters !

A flexible, medium-hard implement - a rubber spatula - that would be appropriately stingy and nasty but harmless when applied to the sensitive, bare skin on their botties ! And I can assure you that it was only ever applied to bare skin Veronica !! No half-measures already. Mom's "tough love" message always gotten through (...because it did not have to get through protective coverings !)

This Christmas, my hubby will smack my big, chubby, bare alabaster-white ass with the wooden spoon. Just like Ol' times ! So I will join you as a naughty elf in the kitchen Veronica
Nostalgic Strict Mom Brenda xx